the difference between a girl that is white and a white girl

    mellyfoshizzle:

    jesuschristvevo:

    girl that is white

    • has a vagina
    • is caucasian

    white girl

    • comes to school 15 minutes late with starbucks
    • dresses up as a cat for halloween
    • wears sunglasses indoors
    • wears short shorts with uggs
    • says she was born in the wrong generation
    • is always singing call me maybe
    • thinks shes the only girl who plays video games
    • gets offended when people say “nigga” or “gay”

    the accuracy..

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    (Source: humortrain)

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    campusbeefcake:

    ravenor:

    Misty costume still fits, a bit better actually.

    IM SURPRISINGLY OKAY WITH THIS

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    theklwix:

    katethemusical:

    Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”

    Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.

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    nerdlyme:

    lolsofunny:

    Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

    I’m so done.

    “oh shit This is hot. “I’m done lol

    (Source: nerdnawesome)

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